Special Submission to The Blog Dictionary
CLIP TEXT FOR TROLLS......a handy retort for when your just too tried to type
In the interest of speeding retorts to trolls, STAYING ON MESSAGE, and speeding up the flow of electrons through Senator Stevens Plumbing....Mart posting at No Quarter has got the ball rollin' with a handy cut and paste, which he got at RAW story, which clipped it from who knows where, which I clipped at No Quarter, and am passing along here......
Mart and I were dealing with a particularly dense and pointy headed one. You know the ones. The "Freedom's on the March", "Freedom's Not Tidy ", "Last Throws", "No One Could Have Imagined........" , etc., etc., etc., kind. The ones that are so breath-takenly dense, that if you were in a room with one, they would suck all the oxygen out of it.
Anyway....Just run your little cursor over the following text, highlight , clip, and .....well you know.
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SOS { ENTER TROLLS NAME HERE }: I have pinpointed where things seem to go horribly wrong, and I'm sure it's when you begin to write words. Your words look around and have no idea what they are doing next to each other, a jumbled mixture of random one-liners and utter incoherence, unrelated and contradictory. Your bewildering posts, eerily similar to a GWB speech or a Rummy rant, have the same feel as what is on the ground in Iraq.
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NOTE : If the original author of this gem should come across this in Senator Steve's Plumbing, feel free to cut n' paste your name here.
* This is also helpful for carpal tunnel sufferers.
In the interest of speeding retorts to trolls, STAYING ON MESSAGE, and speeding up the flow of electrons through Senator Stevens Plumbing....Mart posting at No Quarter has got the ball rollin' with a handy cut and paste, which he got at RAW story, which clipped it from who knows where, which I clipped at No Quarter, and am passing along here......
Mart and I were dealing with a particularly dense and pointy headed one. You know the ones. The "Freedom's on the March", "Freedom's Not Tidy ", "Last Throws", "No One Could Have Imagined........" , etc., etc., etc., kind. The ones that are so breath-takenly dense, that if you were in a room with one, they would suck all the oxygen out of it.
Anyway....Just run your little cursor over the following text, highlight , clip, and .....well you know.
____________________________________________________________
SOS { ENTER TROLLS NAME HERE }: I have pinpointed where things seem to go horribly wrong, and I'm sure it's when you begin to write words. Your words look around and have no idea what they are doing next to each other, a jumbled mixture of random one-liners and utter incoherence, unrelated and contradictory. Your bewildering posts, eerily similar to a GWB speech or a Rummy rant, have the same feel as what is on the ground in Iraq.
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NOTE : If the original author of this gem should come across this in Senator Steve's Plumbing, feel free to cut n' paste your name here.
* This is also helpful for carpal tunnel sufferers.
posted by COLORADO BOB at Saturday, September 23, 2006
7 Comments:
The Blog Dictionary is off to a great start..it's Techorati ranking is 1,677,885.
But there's one word that needs to be entered above all others, and that word is Blog it's self. It should be a full and rich definition so I hope all of you will drop the office and leave your submissions.
Here's the start :
BLOG; {N} A site in Senator Steven's Plumbing where people:
post pictures of cats;
cbob: I also posted this on jamie's site.
Another dictionary entry:
Booger bs: Blogger b*ll ****
OTOH (phr.) On the other hand. (trad.)
Then there is
BETA - That vortex where whole blogs can get sucked into and disappear for days at a time only to emerge worse than ever.
BTW (By The Way)
The picture of Miss Brooks goes well with the word "Submission". It makes one think - "Chains are required, whips are optional."
BONKABILITY:
An internet term meaning, 'to be attractive in type'.
Man, that Rich has some bonkability!
(Why,Rich? because well...he started it)
Not that you all aren't bonkable.found here
OK CBob....
I am able to post here...
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