Special Submission to The Blog Dictionary

CLIP TEXT FOR TROLLS......a handy retort for when your just too tried to type
In the interest of speeding retorts to trolls, STAYING ON MESSAGE, and speeding up the flow of electrons through Senator Stevens Plumbing....Mart posting at No Quarter has got the ball rollin' with a handy cut and paste, which he got at RAW story, which clipped it from who knows where, which I clipped at No Quarter, and am passing along here......

Mart and I were dealing with a particularly dense and pointy headed one. You know the ones. The "Freedom's on the March", "Freedom's Not Tidy ", "Last Throws", "No One Could Have Imagined........" , etc., etc., etc., kind. The ones that are so breath-takenly dense, that if you were in a room with one, they would suck all the oxygen out of it.

Anyway....Just run your little cursor over the following text, highlight , clip, and .....well you know.

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SOS { ENTER TROLLS NAME HERE }: I have pinpointed where things seem to go horribly wrong, and I'm sure it's when you begin to write words. Your words look around and have no idea what they are doing next to each other, a jumbled mixture of random one-liners and utter incoherence, unrelated and contradictory. Your bewildering posts, eerily similar to a GWB speech or a Rummy rant, have the same feel as what is on the ground in Iraq.
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NOTE : If the original author of this gem should come across this in Senator Steve's Plumbing, feel free to cut n' paste your name here.

* This is also helpful for carpal tunnel sufferers.

JUST WHAT DOES LOL MEAN ?

Yesterdays Submissions :

ACRONYMS--

BBFF {acro.} ....Butt Based Fact File " You just reach around and pull that crap outa your ass."
Author : Colorado Bob

IIRC: {acro}....If I Recall Correctly
Author: unknown

IMHO:{acro}...In My Humble Opinion
Author: unknown

IMNSHO:{acro} ... In My Not So Humble Opinion
Author: The Janitor

LOL {acro}...Laugh Out Loud; It's original definition was "Laughing out loud" (also written occasionally as "Lots of Laughs"), used as a brief acronym to denote great amusement in chat conversations.

Now, it is overused to the point where nobody laughs out loud when they say it. In fact, they probably don't even give a shit about what you just wrote. More accurately, the acronym "lol" should be redefined as "Lack of laughter."

Depending on the chatter, its definition may vary. The list of its meanings includes, but is not limited to:
1) "I have nothing worthwhile to contribute to this conversation."
2) "I'm too lazy to read what you just wrote so I'm typing something useless in hopes that you'll think I'm still paying attention."
3) "Your statement lacks even the vaguest trace of humor but I'll pretend I'm amused."
4) "This is a pointless acronym I'm sticking in my sentence just because it's become so engraved into my mind that when chatting, I MUST use the meaningless sentence-filler 'lol.'"

Author Unknown

ROFL {acro} .... Rolling On Floor Laughing
Author : Unknown

ROFLMAO:{acro} ... Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
Author: unknown

Words--

TROLL; {N}
Some asshole that comes around your site and bothers people.
Author : unknown

PHRASES--

SENATOR STEVEN'S PLUMBING :
The internet ;
From this quote by Sen. Ted Stevens {R} Alaska ; " I know what the internet is ...it's a series of pipes."
{We here at the Dictionary couldn't have said better ourselves}

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